Words women like to say

1.)

Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are

right and you need to shut up.



2.)

Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more

minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.)

Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,

and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing

usually end in fine.





4.)

Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!



5.)

Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement

often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an

idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing

with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.)

That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a wom an

can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard

before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.





7.)

Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.



8.)

Whatever : Is a women's way of saying GET LOST!!!!!!



9.)

Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement,meaning

this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
This will later result in a man asking 'what's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!